1. Sweat pants are so classy these days!
2. The musk of your unwashed hair is delicious.
3. Of course you should have another serving of chocolate cake. No one deserves it more than you. In fact, have four more servings if you'd like. And here's a Dr. Pepper to wash it down.
4.When you wear no makeup it really reminds me how much I love your personality.
5. Honey, that outfit looks even better today than it did yesterday!
6. Your furry legs make me feel so warm and snuggly!
7. I love when you wear your glasses and teeth whitening retainers at night, it really brings out your eyes.
8. You're tired tonight? Let me rub your feet in a non-sexual way and then you go straight to bed.
9. I'd love to go pick up some tampons for you. Would you like me to grab anything else? Like a treat? Or my dignity?
10. Of course I don't mind that you put a little ding in the car. The fact that it's from you will be a reminder of how lucky I am to have you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a shower not to take.
