13 November 2014

10 things smart husbands will say

relationship humor, relationships, marriage
Want your woman to be head over heels for you? Here are 10 classy lines that a smart husband will have in his back pocket at all times.  You're welcome.

1. Sweat pants are so classy these days!
2. The musk of your unwashed hair is delicious.
3. Of course you should have another serving of chocolate cake.  No one deserves it more than you.  In fact, have four more servings if you'd like.  And here's a Dr. Pepper to wash it down.
4.When you wear no makeup it really reminds me how much I love your personality.
5. Honey, that outfit looks even better today than it did yesterday!
6. Your furry legs make me feel so warm and snuggly!
7. I love when you wear your glasses and teeth whitening retainers at night, it really brings out your eyes.
8. You're tired tonight?  Let me rub your feet in a non-sexual way and then you go straight to bed.
9. I'd love to go pick up some tampons for you.  Would you like me to grab anything else?  Like a treat?  Or my dignity?
10. Of course I don't mind that you put a little ding in the car.  The fact that it's from you will be a reminder of how lucky I am to have you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a shower not to take.


Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahah. Sweat pants.

Anonymous said...

these are funny but I think we as wives need to put forth effort for our husbands. I don't like it when he hasn't showered for a couple of days, or shaved so why should he compliment me when I haven't?

Nikki (Have Joy) said...

@Anonymous 1:57-- Oh of course! I agree with that one million percent. This was just for fun :) I will probably do a "What wives should say to their husbands" sometime too. :)

Have a great day!

Laurel said...

That was funny! I got a real kick out of it. :)

Nikki (Have Joy) said...

@Laurel haha me too! I laugh every time I read it :)

Susan said...

#9 is by far my favorite. Thanks for the laugh.

Nikki (Have Joy) said...

Susan, #9 is so awkward for them. haha. Anytime! Thanks for reading!

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